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West Texas Drought

The West Texas rancher was being interviewed by the local TV newsman about the
drought. When asked how his cattle were getting by during the drought he replied,
�Well, all my stock tanks have gone dry and I have dug three water wells and so far all I
have gotten is oil, so I guess I will have to sell my cattle for whatever the market will
bring, take my loss and try again next year.�
By: bazilliongames.com


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