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Three Dead Bodies
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Category : Redneck
Rating : 5.00
Contributor : n/a
Type : T
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| Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The Coroner called the police to tell them what had happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the Coroner, "This is the most unusual one......Billy-Bob, the redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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