Extra Effort

I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office telling me that I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 a.m. I had just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to make a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in “that area” to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was waiting only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of room, and pretended I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” but I didn’t respond. When the appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal—some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school, while my six-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mom, where’s my washcloth?” I told her to get one from the cupboard. She said, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it.”

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