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    Low on Oil
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    Category : Texas Jokes
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    Low on Oil There are a lot of folks that can\'t understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here\'s the answer: It\'s simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. They didn\'t know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. We keep all the oil in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, but all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.

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